CHAPTER 3 — DIVORCE WARFARE

Isolde had two plays. It was the money, and it was to keep me from my daughter. Those were always the two plays with Isolde. One was about bank accounts and property lines. The other was about blood. And when the divorce detonated in the latter part of 2019, she pulled both levers at once.

Williamson County wanted me bleeding out, slow and controlled, milking the system for every per-diem dollar they could squeeze. But Isolde? Her game was personal. She came at me like a scalpel, carving at my wallet and my bloodline. If she couldn’t win with love, she’d win with leverage, and she knew the county would give her every weapon she needed to pull it off.

First she went after the house. She wanted that fortress in Round Rock. But she couldn’t touch it—not directly. My old man had already seen the storm coming, or so I thought. When I asked him why he’d moved it into a trust, he told me flat out: “I knew this was coming. That’s why I put it in a trust, so you wouldn’t lose it this time.” His exact words. Like he’d read the future, like he’d already been playing defense before I even laced up my gloves.

So Isolde pivoted. If she couldn’t rip the house away, she’d try to burn everything else down. Custody filings. Financial sabotage. False charges layered one after another like landmines. Every motion she filed had two goals baked into it: drain me and erase me. Money and daughter. That was her entire war plan.

And I started to realize the county and my ex-wife weren’t just running parallel plays—they were running the same fucking offense. Whether she was fucking somebody or just cashing in favors, I still don’t know. But every move she made felt tied into the Williamson County machine, like they were comparing notes in real time. I was fighting prosecutors and sheriffs on one flank, her and her lawyers on the other. And both sides were aiming straight at my blood.

And then came the blindside betrayal — my own goddamn attorney.

He set it up. He came to me like it was strategy, like he had some ace up his sleeve. “Get Isolde here,” he told me. “We’ll sit down, we’ll work it out, I’ll figure her out.” I should’ve known right then. When your lawyer starts playing couples counselor, you’re already fucked. But I went with it. I asked my mom to make the call, to line it up. She thought it was a smart play too — keep things civil, show the other side you weren’t the monster they painted. Neutral ground, little coffee-table chat, air it out. 

Except that’s not what happened. He didn’t want me in the room. He wanted her. One-on-one. My lawyer. My so-called buddy. The guy I called when SWAT trucks boxed my house in and snipers were on my roof. The guy who swore he had my back. He wanted private time with Isolde. And like a dumb motherfucker, I let it happen.

So they sit down. Just him and her. My fate in a little side conversation I wasn’t invited to. And when he finally comes out, when he finally pulls me aside, he doesn’t have strategy in his eyes. He doesn’t have a plan. He’s got that look, like a teenager who just saw his first Playboy. He was smitten. Suckered. Sold. 

And what does he say to me? My lawyer, my fucking friend? He says, “You need to keep her happy.”  

Keep her happy? Are you out of your fucking mind? I didn’t hire a goddamn marriage counselor. I didn’t bring you in to hold her hand and wipe her tears. You’re supposed to be a wolf, not a fucking lapdog. But there he was, wagging his tail like she’d fed him steak. 

And then he kept going, like he hadn’t stabbed me enough already. He leaned back in his chair, got that smug little judge-look on his face, and dropped it: “You’ll never make enough money to make her happy.” Just like that. A fucking death sentence, straight from the guy who was supposed to be defending me. And then, cherry on top, he wagged his finger like a schoolteacher: “If you don’t stop posting on Facebook, you’re going to lose.”

That’s when the bomb went off in my chest. My attorney. My so-called buddy. Telling me to play nice, keep her smiling, stop fighting. Telling me I was cooked.  

I stared him dead in the face and I let it rip: “My attorney doesn’t tell me I’m going to lose. You think I’ll lose? “I don’t fucking lose!”. You’re fucking fired.”  

The room went cold. He blinked, stammered, tried to smooth it over, but it was too late. I was done. I’d rather walk into court naked with no counsel than stand next to that traitor in a suit.  

Because once your lawyer fucks you like that? He’s not your lawyer anymore. He’s her lawyer with your retainer check in his pocket. He’s a Judas with a bar card. And I wasn’t about to let Judas walk me to the gallows.

So I walked out of that room lawyerless, but lighter. Fuck it. Better no attorney than a traitor on retainer. If I was gonna die in this war, it wasn’t gonna be with Judas holding the sword.

That’s when I flipped the script. I stopped chasing loyalty and started buying killers. No more buddies, no more favors, no more “we go way back.” I wanted sharks. I wanted assassins. I wanted people who didn’t give a fuck about my feelings and sure as hell didn’t give a fuck about Isolde’s tears. 

So I built an all-female crew. That was my pivot. Three women, three angles, and not one of them blinked when they saw the mess. They weren’t here to sympathize. They were here to win.  

First piece of the puzzle: a Hispanic criminal defense attorney, top-tier, sharp as a switchblade. #1 in Texas. The queenpin. The assassin. The baddest bitch in the game, and she didn’t even hide it. You walked into her office, and the first thing you saw — right there on the desk, front and center — was a plaque that said BADASS BITCH. No sugarcoating, no subtlety. A fucking neon sign for anyone who sat across from her: if you’re her client, she’ll bleed for you. If you’re the opposition, she’ll slit your throat with case law and smile while she does it.  

And let me tell you something — I’ve had attorneys my whole life. Since I was sixteen years old, since the first time I sat behind a steering wheel and figured out that trouble and me were on a first-name basis, I’ve had lawyers. Good ones. Expensive ones. Sleazy ones. The whole damn catalog. But this woman? She was on another planet.  

She didn’t waste time on pleasantries. She didn’t do the fake-ass “how are you holding up” hand-holding that other lawyers think makes them look human. No — she was all teeth and claws, paperwork as sharp as a switchblade. She listened, she cut through the bullshit, and she told you exactly what the fuck was going to happen — whether you wanted to hear it or not.  

She was the type you walked into court with and suddenly the DA’s shoulders slumped. Judges respected her, cops hated her, and clients — clients like me — fucking adored her. I mean this with the most sincere love I can put into words: she was the baddest ass bitch I have ever met in my life. And I don’t throw that word around lightly.  

You could feel it in your bones when she talked. The way she broke down a motion, the way she stared down some suit across the aisle until he stammered and choked on his objections. She was war. She was strategy. She was pure intimidation wrapped in lipstick and heels, and every ounce of it was earned.  

Out of all the attorneys I’ve ever hired, fired, or watched self-destruct, she was the number one defense attorney I’ve ever seen, period. And she wasn’t mine because I got lucky. She was mine because I’d already learned one hard truth: in this jungle, you don’t hire friends. You hire killers. And that’s exactly what she was.

She had that look in her eye like she’d already measured the coffin for the DA. No small talk, no “how are you holding up?” — just straight to business: “Show me the evidence, tell me what they’ve got, and here’s how I’ll burn it down.” I walked out of her office with the first hit of oxygen I’d had in months.  

She didn’t stop there. She lined me up with a civil attorney she trusted — another woman, cool as ice, who talked like she’d negotiated with mobsters in her past life. She was the chess player, the one who thought three moves ahead. Her first words: “Your problem isn’t just criminal or divorce. It’s structural. They’re stacking cases to bury you. We unstack it, we win.”  

And then came the divorce attorney. Rounding out the triangle. She had that courtroom swagger, extremely attractive, and the combination  that made judges sit up straighter. She knew exactly how the Isolde played the game — the crocodile tears, the custody traps, the money grabs. She’d seen it all before, and she hated it with a passion.  

So there I was: three women, three killers, each one covering a different front. Criminal. Civil. Divorce. An all-female wrecking crew standing between me and the county’s machine.  

The irony? After being gutted by my so-called male buddy, it took women to sharpen my edge again. The symbolism wasn’t lost on me. I’d walked in weak and betrayed, and now I had a goddamn hit squad ready to take scalps.  

For the first time since the raid, I felt dangerous again.

The thing about divorce court is it isn’t a courtroom. It’s a jungle with air-conditioning. Everybody’s hunting something — money, reputation, power. And I was the bleeding animal they all wanted a piece of. The county wanted time, billable hours, federal checks. Isolde wanted money and my daughter. Her attorneys wanted scalps. My new team wanted to prove they were the meanest predators in the room. It was open season, and I was the prize.

That’s when it hit me — this wasn’t three separate fights. It was one big machine. Civil, criminal, divorce. Three heads of the same monster. They ran them parallel on purpose, like synchronized chokeholds. Every motion in divorce bled into criminal. Every delay in criminal bled into civil. It was a strategy: keep me spinning in circles until I puked out everything I had.

Control. That was the real drug here. Not justice, not truth — control. Keep me out of my house. Keep me out of my kid’s life. Keep me strapped down with hearings, deadlines, bills, supervised visits, gag orders. They didn’t care if I was guilty or innocent. They cared if I stayed in the cage they built for me.

And Isolde? She wasn’t dumb. She knew exactly how to weaponize that cage. Every time she filed a false charge, my visitation shrank. Every time she cried in front of a judge, another restriction landed on me like a boot on my throat. She didn’t need to pull a trigger or swing a fist. She had the system swinging for her. She had Williamson County as her tag-team partner.

The betrayal by my buddy-turned-Judas was the proof. The game wasn’t about facts. It wasn’t about evidence. It was about perception, leverage, and stacking the deck until you couldn’t breathe. That’s why my all-female crew mattered — they didn’t flinch, they didn’t cry, they didn’t “keep her happy.” They sharpened knives and went for throats.  

Courtroom swagger became my survival tactic. If they wanted me to roll over, I’d roll in like a fucking wolf. Teeth out, eyes wide, every word a middle finger. I wasn’t just fighting a divorce. I was fighting an ecosystem designed to erase me.  

And if they thought they were going to take my daughter without me torching the whole jungle down first, they were out of their goddamn minds.  

Because that was the line in the sand. Not the house, not the money, not the cars. The whole circus could burn to the ground, but the one thing I wasn’t going to let go of was my blood. They could call me unstable, they could paint me a criminal, they could stack charges until the docket buckled — none of it mattered. You come for my daughter, you’re declaring a goddamn war you can’t win.  

I started noticing the pattern. Every motion they filed was aimed like a sniper rifle at two targets: my wallet and my daughter. Sometimes they’d disguise it with language — “best interests of the child,” “stability of the household,” “financial equity.” But strip the legalese, and it was always the same fucking bullets: bleed him and erase him.  

You want to know how I knew? Because I’d sit there in court, the gallery buzzing, my attorney flanking me like bodyguards, and I could feel the setup before the judge even opened his mouth. The judge would look at me like I was a loaded gun pointed at the ceiling. Meanwhile, Isolde would sit across the aisle with that practiced innocence, dabbing her eyes with a tissue like she was auditioning for a Hallmark movie. Her lawyer would lean into the mic, voice all syrupy: “Your Honor, my client only seeks to protect her daughter from instability.”  

Instability? Motherfucker, instability is me driving my kid to school one week, and the next week needing a goddamn court order just to say hello. Instability is a sheriff’s deputy knocking on my door to serve me bullshit papers while my daughter’s trying to watch cartoons in the living room. Don’t talk to me about stability. You want to know who destabilized everything? Williamson County with their helicopters and snipers, Isolde with her crocodile tears, and every Judas lawyer who cashed a check to keep me gagged.  

They didn’t let me see my daughter. Not once. Not even under some fake-ass “supervised visitation” setup. No—Williamson County went for the jugular. They put a wall between me and my own blood and handed me one condition: pass a forensic psych evaluation. Until then? Zero contact.  

So that’s how I ended up in the office of an independent forensic psychiatrist. Not some county stooge with a badge under the clipboard. A real professional. A woman in her late thirties, sharp eyes, sharp mind—and yeah, she was attractive as hell. Didn’t matter that she looked like she could’ve been cast in a Netflix drama about brilliant therapists—this was war.  

Five sessions. Five hours of me laying out my whole life under fluorescent lights, trying not to choke on the irony that I had to prove my sanity because they kicked in my door with a SWAT team. Every session was like an interrogation in soft focus: she asked, I answered. Childhood, family, the raid, the guns, the drinking. Every scar they could twist, she poked at.  

Then came the written test. Five hundred questions. Five hundred. The thing felt like psychological waterboarding. Questions about dreams, fears, whether I ever wanted to kill myself, whether I wanted to kill others, whether I thought people were plotting against me. (Yes, motherfucker, people were plotting against me, but I knew how it would look if I checked that box.) By question two hundred my hand cramped; by three hundred I wanted to throw the pencil across the room. By the end, I was sweating like I’d run a marathon through hell.  

And here’s the kicker—I passed. Not barely, not “with concerns.” Clean. Competent. Stable. Their play didn’t stick.  

Looking back, I see it clear now: the whole forensic psych gambit wasn’t about my daughter. It was about my weapons. The SWAT raid, the alcohol, the questions about sanity—every angle they ran was designed to paint me unfit to own guns. That was the long game. Williamson County and their fed buddies wanted my Second Amendment rights as much as they wanted my custody rights. They kept asking for psych evals because if one ever came back dirty, they’d have their justification.  

But I didn’t break. I didn’t crack. I passed every test they shoved in front of me. Over and over. Because I knew one thing they couldn’t fucking stand: a man they can’t label crazy.

And every time I walked out of that building, I wanted to put my fist through a wall. I’d rip off the tie before I even hit the parking lot, and swear to myself that they weren’t going to win. People passed me on those courthouse steps like I was invisible, just another sad dad with papers in his hand. They had no idea I was planning to torch their jungle.  

My attorneys saw it too. The divorce lawyer — sharp as a whip, eyes like a hawk — she leaned over after one hearing and whispered, “They’re trying to bury you alive. Don’t give them the shovel.” The criminal defense queen told me straight: “This isn’t about guilt. It’s about control. They want you spinning so hard you forget who you are.”  

But I didn’t forget. Not for one second. Every night I went home, poured a drink, stared at the stacks of evidence on my desk, and reminded myself of the only truth that mattered: my daughter. The photos, the drawings she made for me, the way she’d hug me so tight like she was afraid to let go. That was the anchor. That was the reason I kept walking into those courtrooms when every cell in my body told me to run.  

Did I run Fuck No, because I don’t fucking lose!

So after that first meeting, the whole circus shifted into what I’d call the “quasi-criminal” part of a civil proceeding. Sounds fucking insane, right? But that’s how it felt—like a divorce trial that wanted to dress itself up as a criminal indictment. And right in the middle of it, my brain wouldn’t shut up. It kept spitting back shit Isolde had told me about a year earlier. 

She once looked me in the eyes, crocodile tears dripping, and said her first husband—the guy before me, the OG sucker—was a monster. “He put a hit on me in Nicaragua,” she whispered, like she was starring in some cartel telenovela. That was her script: always the victim, always the martyr. I was husband number two, and apparently just another mark. 

But I’m not the kind of guy who takes a story at face value. My mind’s wired different. If someone feeds me bullshit, I want to trace it back to the cow. So I started digging. Name she gave me? Checked out. Houston address? Matched. Business? Legit. So I did what any logical, pissed-off son of a bitch would do—I picked up the phone. 

And guess what? The “big bad wolf” she painted turned out to be a regular fucking guy. Not only regular—decent. Polite. Almost apologetic. He told me straight up, “Man, I wanted to call you. I should have. But by the time I found out you were with her, you were already married, and I didn’t want to poison the water.” His words, not mine. Imagine that—me and him, both caught in the same spider’s web spun by the same Nicaraguan black widow. 

He said, “Let’s meet.” So he drove up from Houston with his wife, and I rolled in with my mom. We sat down at Hula Hut in Austin, ordered drinks, and brother, it was like I’d just met a long-lost cousin. We traded war stories like two veterans comparing scars. The guy laughed when I brought up the so-called hitman story. “A hit in Nicaragua? Bullshit. She made that up. You believe that? She couldn’t organize a goddamn yard sale, let alone an assassination.” He laughed even harder when I told him that she said Carlos Alberto Fonseca Amador was her uncle. You know the one on the currency and was a Nicaraguan professor, politician, writer and revolutionary who was one of the founders of the Sandinista National Liberation Front (FSLN). She had said the green glasses that he wore are at her aunt’s house in California.  Is it true? Who knows? 

Then he dropped the bomb: while they were married, she racked up a five-grand debt to some rock dealer in Florida for all those fake-ass gemstones she strung into “jewelry.” And he—this man she swore tried to kill her—paid it off for her. Even after they weren’t really together anymore. Even stayed married long enough to push her green card through. That’s not a villain. That’s a damn saint compared to how she painted him. 

Dinner ended like one of those weird Twilight Zone episodes—you expect horror, and instead you walk away lighter. Me, him, his wife, my mom—we hugged in the parking lot like family. To this day, we still talk. The guy’s a straight shooter with a business in Houston, and honestly, I trust him more than I ever trusted the woman we both married. 

But here’s where the real fuckery started bleeding into the trial. Her lawyer, dumb as a sack of wet shit, tried making a huge production about my computers. See, I wasn’t allowed back in my own house. They kept a stack of ten, maybe fifteen machines—laptops, desktops, all mine. When I finally got some of them back, I didn’t even bother booting them up. Didn’t count, didn’t inventory, because by then I knew: they could have taken anything, planted anything. And sure enough, her side pushed the judge to order me to hire a forensic tech—to break into my own fucking computers. What sense does that make? 

My badass Hispanic defense attorney—sharp as a blade—cut them to ribbons. “Those machines have proprietary data,” She told them. Patents, business plans, shit worth millions. Trade secrets, not toys. And the judge, after watching her dismantle their stuttering, Isoldes red-faced lawyer, and the judge finally said, “This is a divorce trial. Why the hell are we talking about computers?” Bang—motion denied. 

And you could see it all over their faces. That wasn’t about divorce. That was Williamson County reaching through the back door, trying to fish for new charges, trying to hang me with my own inventions. But their IT clowns weren’t smart enough to do it themselves, so they wanted me to foot the bill. Classic county scam. 

Meanwhile, the first husband wasn’t done. He told me, “You really want to know who you married? Call Isolde’s brother’s ex-wife. She’s an attorney down in Nicaragua.” So I did. And she turned out to be one of the sweetest, sharpest people I’ve ever met in my life. Hours on the phone, easy conversation. We even met up once when she was in Houston—me, her, and her girlfriend. Dinner, drinks, laughter. If the universe had rolled the dice differently, she’d be in my top five women on this planet, no question. But she’s with someone now, and I wish her nothing but happiness. 

That’s the fucking irony, right? The best women tied to Isolde weren’t her. They were the people she left behind.

Isolde was just out to get anything she could. And you want the most fucked-up part? Half the time, I didn’t even think Isolde cared about custody. Not really. She cared about the check. She cared about draining me dry so she could walk away smiling, cash in hand, with the county nodding along. But the custody fight was leverage. It was the nuclear bomb she could always threaten to drop. Money was the steak. My daughter was the knife.  

That’s what fueled the rage. That’s what made me dangerous. Because when you realize the people across the aisle don’t actually give a shit about the kid they’re supposedly “protecting,” it unchains something inside you. I wasn’t fighting fair anymore. I wasn’t going to play their little polite courtroom game. I was going to come in like a storm, like the wolf they thought they could muzzle.  

One time in court, after another round of bullshit accusations, I leaned over to my divorce attorney and muttered, “If they try to cut me off again, I’ll fucking explode right here.” She just smirked and said, “Good. Let them see it.” That’s why I loved that crew. They weren’t trying to tame me. They wanted to weaponize me.  

So yeah, they stacked the system. Civil. Criminal. Divorce. Three fronts, all lined up to crush me. But I stacked my will. Every punch they threw just hardened the resolve. They thought they could drown me in paper and shame me into silence. Instead, they forged me into something else — a man who didn’t give a fuck about optics anymore.  

And the deeper they pushed, the clearer it became: they were never trying to take my money. They were trying to take my blood.  

Picture me, walking out of that courthouse as the sun went down. Tie loosened, shirt sticking to my back with sweat. People rushing past with their own problems, not giving a damn about the war raging inside me. And in that moment, it crystallized.  

They can call me crazy. They can call me criminal. They can put every mugshot on the internet and every docket number in the file. But my daughter is my line in the sand. And if they want to cross it, I’ll torch the jungle. I’ll salt the earth. I’ll burn their whole fucking kingdom down.  

Because every move, every lie, every attorney shuffle — it was never about justice.  

And then came the finale. The civil trial. The divorce war in its final act.  

By then I was running on fumes, bleeding money, bleeding time, but I had something no one else in that room expected me to have: eighty goddamn hours of police cam footage. Eighty hours of the raid, the aftermath, the interrogations, the whispering voices of people caught on tape saying what they really thought when the lights weren’t on them.  

Eighty hours is too much for a judge, too much for a jury, too much for anyone. Nobody in that courtroom had the patience or the stomach to sit through the full raw cut — helicopters overhead, cops barking orders, neighbors staring through blinds. But I had an ace. I compressed it. I carved those eighty hours into twelve minutes so sharp it could slit throats. Twelve minutes of pure truth, burned down to subtitles, captions, timestamps, receipts.  

When the lights dimmed and the screen lit up, the courtroom shifted. You could feel it in the silence. Every eye turned to the big screen. And there it was: “La puta verdad”, calm as Sunday, repeating over and over what the state, what Isolde, what her attorney didn’t want anyone to hear.  

“He won’t hurt anybody.”  

“He would never hurt our daughter.”  

“He would never hurt anybody.”  

“He would never shoot anybody.”  

Over and over, like a goddamn mantra, caught on their own footage, their own words. Not me saying it. Not my attorneys spinning it. Right out of Isolde’s mouth. On video. The SWAT circus, the county play, the federal shadow game — all undone by their own cameras.  

You could see it in the judge’s face. The posture softened. The tone shifted. For the first time in that endless trial, the narrative cracked. It wasn’t just my word against hers anymore. It was the Isolde’s word against herself, and just then the system lost.  

Twelve minutes. That’s all it took. Eighty hours whittled down to a laser beam.  

When it ended, the lights came back up and the silence hung like smoke. My attorney leaned back, crossed her arms, and didn’t say a word. She didn’t need to. The video had spoken louder than any closing argument ever could.  

That twelve minutes was the savior. The silver bullet. The thing that kept me from being buried alive by Williamson County and Isolde hell-bent on erasing me. After all the betrayals, the lawyers, the psych evals, the three Williamson County Sheriff’s that tried to get me kicked out, the arrests the humiliations — that video was the pivot. The moment where I finally felt the jungle tilt in my favor.  

And I walked out of that courtroom knowing one thing: after everything they threw at me, after every scheme, after every false charge and whispered accusation — the truth still cut through. And it fucking saved me.

And after that hearing, the tide finally shifted.  

The judge looked down from the bench, face carved from stone, and for once it wasn’t another hammer coming down on my skull, not exactly. He did say, “Mr.Nellis I don’t want to see you in my courtroom again.” and then he ordered the county to return my property — my computers, my machines, the stack of hardware they’d been sitting on like treasure chests. Did I get them all back? Who the fuck knows. I know some came home. Ten, maybe fifteen boxes dropped in a heap like they were doing me a favor. What was taken, what was copied, what was buried — I’ll never know. But that day, the order was clear: give the man his shit back.  

And more importantly — I got to see my daughter again.  

No more hypothetical. No more court-room promises. Real. Flesh and blood. My daughter. The first hug after all that time was like oxygen slamming into starved lungs. She didn’t care about the hearings or the evidence or the fucking subtitles — she just wanted her dad. And I wasn’t going to let that moment go.  

Then, months later, the DA slithered back into the picture, this time with their tail between their legs. All the noise, all the headlines, all the grandstanding about danger and raids and safety — and suddenly it evaporated. “Not enough evidence,” they said. Just like that. After ripping me apart, bankrupting me, branding me a villain, tearing me away from my kid — they walked it all back with a shrug.  

Fifty-five thousand dollars later. That was the price tag of survival. Fifty-five grand in legal fees, months of hell, psych evals, courtroom humiliations, raids, accusations, sleepless nights — for what? For nothing.  

Nothing but scars. Nothing but lessons. Nothing but a permanent understanding of just how far Williamson County and Isolde would go when they smelled blood in the water.  

And that was the punchline: after all that, after every play, every scheme, every betrayal — the state folded. No evidence. No case. All that drama, all that hell, all those hours… for nothing, because I don’t fucking lose!